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"Guest" Who's Coming To Dinner?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
When we lived in New Jersey, our guest towels looked like new. When we moved to Southern California, they became threadbare from overuse. So did the replacements. Now the guest towels in the powder room are made of paper.
'The Dating Manual for Old Marrieds' is a Cognitive Behavioral Engineering Helpdesk
By :
Jack Deal
Old married couples are now going out on dates in order to put some excitement back in their marriage. Just how this is role played seems to be key to a successful cogntitive behavioral outcome.
A Highland Wedding Proposal
By :
Catherine Harvey
A look at a trip for two native Scots in their hired car.
A Students Guide To Survive Living Alone
By :
Anna Stenning
Helpful tips for students who have just started out into the world of university and living without your parents for the first time.
A Week In The Life Of A Projector Installation Engineer
By :
Catherine Harvey
A look at the experiences of an engineer and how he came to lose his job.
After Forty Are Birthday Cards Junk Mail?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
All I had to do to stop calls from telemarketers was make a phone call. Who can I call to stop junk mail?
Am I The Only One?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
There are a lot of things that don't make sense to me, and I don't think it's just because I'm a blond - or is it?
Amoebic Dysentery: Nature's Foolproof Crash Diet Plan for the New Emaciated Look
By :
Jack Deal
We go to such crazy extremes to lose a little weight, why not try dysentery, a tried and true method?
An Eye for an Apprentice
By :
Dr Andrew Impey
An interesting look at physiognomy - The 500 year old theory of judging people based on how far appart their eyes are. Physiognomy is then applied to the hit tv show, The Apprentice, to judge who really should have won.
Another Blond Joke?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I'm a blonde who thinks blond jokes are funny. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean I'm having more fun.
Are Cat People Dog-Tired?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Some people are cat people, some are dog people and some are animal people. It's like ice cream. Some people like chocolate, some like vanilla and others like spumoni. It's what make the world go...ellipsed.
Are Compliments Paid Because They're Earned?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
If a compliment is sincere, shouldn't it be spelled complimeant?
Are Crystal Balls Really Crystal?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Crystal balls appeal to our curiosity about what's going to happen next. We all have crystal balls, but they're called experience, intuition and knowledge.
Are Doors Open For Discussion?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
When we moved into our new home, I told my family I was open to suggestions for a new, front door. Does that qualify as an open-door policy?
Are Happy Hours Bar-Gains?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
There are two differences between bargain hunters and big game hunters. One, bargain hunters don't wear pith helmets. Two, it's the bargain hunters who charge - not the wild animals.
Are Sitters An Endangered Species?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
There was a time not that long ago when getting a sitter was as easy as calling the girl down the block. Things have changed. Sitters are now an endangered species.
Are Some Of Your Friends Dog-Eared?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Friends come in all shapes and sizes. Books are friends you can drop, but their feelings won't be hurt.
Are Television Commercials Rude?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Children are the most susceptible to television advertising. They believe ads. I want to believe. I want to believe the detergent will remove stains and the car is fuel efficient and that fairy godmothers are real.
Are They Being Nosey?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
My grandmother had a name for people who exaggerated or told little, white lies. She called them Pinocchio noses and they're not just in fairy tales.
Are They Driving You Crazy?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
When I was learning how to drive, I was taught to share the road. No one else on the California freeways seems to have been taught that lesson.
Are They Shopping Malls Or Mauls?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I'm an enclosed mall shopper. For me it's a jacket I don't have to wear and an umbrella I don't have to carry. It keeps me warm and dry - and it keeps me shopping.
Are We Programmed More Than TV?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
When we're driving and see a red light, we're programmed to stop. Those who don't are programmed to look in their rear-view mirrors for at least twenty seconds.
Are We Speaking The Same Language?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
My grandmother might have described something as the cat's meow. My mother might have said the same thing was cool. I'd probably say neat and my sons would say rad, but we're all speaking the same language.
Are You A Bad Dreamer?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
There's a difference between nightmares and bad dreams.
Are You A Creature Of Habit?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Man has evolved over thousands of years, but we're still creatures of habit.
Are You A Fair-Weather Friend?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
If a fair weather friend is someone who feels friendlier when it's sunny and eighty degrees outside, that's me.
Are You A Good Sport?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
To be a good sport do you have to be good at a sport?
Are You A Procrastinator?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Some of us are doers. Others say they'll do whatever it is later, tomorrow, on the weekend, as soon as they get a chance. These are procratinators.
Are You An Optimist?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Optimists come in all shapes and sizes, in all colors and cultures. However, there are specific ways to tell which ones are optimists.
Are You And Your Mate Well Mated?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
No marriage is perfect, but can't every marriage use a little improvement?
Are You Any Wiser?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I thought getting wiser was one of the perks of getting older.
Are You In The Race?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
The White Rabbit in "Alice In Wonderland" raced around yelling, "I'm late. I'm late - for a very important date". I've turned into a white rabbit.
Are You Listed?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I've reached the age where lists are a necessity. If I don't write things down, I forget them. Of course, this leads to another problem - remembering where I put the lists.
Are You Motivated To Be Motivated?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
How does motivation make the world go around? Are you motivated to find out?
Are You Off-Track?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Traveling by train was a pleasant surprise. It had been so long since I traveled this way I had thought I might need a personal trainor.
Are You Stressed By Stress?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
My grandmother had a simple solution for stress. Relax, let go of whatever is bothering you - and don't pick it up again!
Are You Wearing A Uniform?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Uniforms are everywhere - policemen, firemen,soldiers. You might be wearing a uniform without realizing it.
Are You What You Eat?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Food intolerances turn the word food - a word that evokes delicious memories - into one of those four-letter words used in bad taste.
Aren't There Too Many I's In Criticism?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Abraham Lincoln said we have the right to criticize if we have the heart to help. Who could criticize that?
Bathroom Safety Tips Made Easy
By :
dror klar
Tips to make the most dangerous room in your home a lot safer.
Begone Doom and Gloomers: Why You Should Stay on the Sunnyside of Life
By :
Jack Deal
It's not worth it being a doom and gloomer. Think of what it costs in lost wages.
Blood And Guts At The Butchery
By :
Catherine Harvey
A more in depth look at a fictious incident involving a meat slicer and a very unhappy butcher.
Blood Sucking Critters
By :
Dr Andrew Impey
Are we genetically programmed to be averse to blood-suckers
Build It And They Will Come?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Architects design the future, but only time will tell if it's history.
Can Errands Be Walked?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I always have errands to do and there seems to be more every week. Maybe I've read too many books by Stephen King, but I wouldn't be surprised if my errands grew long ears and cotton-ball tails.
Can Exercise Be Exorcised?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I know exercise is healthy. I know it should be part of my daily routine. However, I think a vacation should be a vacation from exercise.
Can Feng Shui Make Men Romantic?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
The Chinese have practiced feng shui for thousands of years. I thought my husbnd need practice being romantic. Putting the two together seemed the obvious solution.
Can People Be Winterized?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I'm cold challenged. I used to live in New England. Every winter I dreaded the snow and ice and freezing wind chill factors. I don't understand why people stay there in the winter, but I may have figured out why the Smurfs are blue.
Can the New Techies Manage and Maintain Their Vast, Extended Neural Networks?
By :
Jack Deal
Devices and gadgets have extended the brain's neural network to outside the cranium. What happens when these devices fail?
Can Words Pollute The Air?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
What do pesticides, smog, candy and rumors have in common? They all cause pollution.
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